I seem about you in night.

Once upon a time, there was an attractive young Ukrainian juggler with no web design skills.

This juggler received comments in his guestbook from fans all over the world.

For whatever reason, many of those commenters-- and one in particular-- felt the need to attempt to post in English.

Long have the words of M been close to my heart, and I have here reproduced them for you in full. With them, many hours* of mirth have been had, and at least one game of Charades brought to a screeching halt.


*Yes, hours... :p