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HOW TO USE THE RAND MCNALLY US ATLAS/ROADMAP AS A BEDTIME STORYBOOK

AS ILLUSTRATED BY MY FATHER
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"...in Los Angeles, where the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man was visiting! And then they sent for the Ghostbusters."

"Oh, no!" :(

"And then... there was a girl who turned into a gargoyle!"

"I didn't remember that."

"Oh, yes.


... "And then they went to..." *flip* "Coconut Grove. And had... coconuts! With marshmallows. And water. To drink. But that's saltwater, so they all died.

And held a séance with W. C. Fields, who came back to life.

Then they went to..."
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