Special Offers By Phone, Part III

Been awhile since I put up anything entertaining, so here: Tetrod! Every time I go it devours me.

I got a call just now from some energy company claiming they could lower my rates significantly while still leaving all the actual labor/visitation/service to my current company (?), and when they got to the ID verification part, everything checked out except the first name they had listed. That name... was Ruby Jean.

...What? Nobody in my entire family has a name like that.