AAAAH SCARY WOMANLIPS

[bluebren_livejournal]

So I saw the movie poster for that new Willy Wonka on somebody's LJ yesterday.



If nothing else, you know Burton did this movie by the top of the cane.
...Okay, and the makeup.
The hat and coat are fantastic, and I'm curious about this choker thing.
But could they have picked a more unnatual-looking pose? A more obvious use of kindergarten-level Photoshop to make swirly clouds?
Oh, and those are the dumbest boots ever. They made me laugh.

I cannot... believe... what a bad poster this is.

Comments

[jakobaz.livejournal.com]

I still do not think that's a guy.

And the oombaloompa is too human for my tastes.

[bluebren.livejournal.com]

Dude, of course it's a guy. Look him up. :P