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bluebren_livejournal) wrote2006-01-26 07:48 pm
bluebren_livejournal) wrote2006-01-26 07:48 pm
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Special Offers By Phone, Part II!
*ringity ringity ring*
*ringity ringity ring*
*ringity ringi-*
"Hello?"
""Hello! How are you?"
"I'm.... I'm good."
"This is S_____. I am calling to let you know that you have just won five hundred dollar shopping spree! [unintelligible blah blah] all your jewelries, your clothing... you don't have to pay for any of that. I just need to know [something something] to send five hundred dollar [words words words]."
"Umm... . No thanks."
".... :D ! "
"Wh-Why? Because I don't understand why, because you have [accent words words accent], and you don't have to pay for any of that! You don't want--?"
"...Edhh. Mm. No."
"......No, because what I am asking is, what is the reason? I mean-- every action, there has to be a reason behind it, you know?"
"Mmm."
"Right?"
"Yeah."
"So... what is the reason?"
"Beeecccause... I don't give out my address to people randomly over the phone."
"[protest]!"
"You live in Vahko, right?"
"Yes."
"####, _____ ________, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"See, [mumble unclear silly girl]! Ha ha! You think someone is going to come over there, [outlandish blah blah terrorize rape deliver pizzas as prank act shady blah]?"
"No, [stuff stuff] five hundred dollars [and things], and I just need to verify if this is right person to send it to. You have [financial accent what] with a federally recognized bank, such as Bank of America, Wells Fargo... right?"
"...I didn't understand the question."
"Huh?"
"I Didn't Understand The Question."
"I said you have a checking account or something with a federally recognized bank, like one of those?"
"Yeah."
"Right?
"Right."
"So, which bank is your account with?"
"....."
"I think I'm going to hang up now."
"*click*"
*****
It was kinda fun!
*ringity ringity ring*
*ringity ringi-*
"Hello?"
""Hello! How are you?"
"I'm.... I'm good."
"This is S_____. I am calling to let you know that you have just won five hundred dollar shopping spree! [unintelligible blah blah] all your jewelries, your clothing... you don't have to pay for any of that. I just need to know [something something] to send five hundred dollar [words words words]."
"Umm... . No thanks."
".... :D ! "
"Wh-Why? Because I don't understand why, because you have [accent words words accent], and you don't have to pay for any of that! You don't want--?"
"...Edhh. Mm. No."
"......No, because what I am asking is, what is the reason? I mean-- every action, there has to be a reason behind it, you know?"
"Mmm."
"Right?"
"Yeah."
"So... what is the reason?"
"Beeecccause... I don't give out my address to people randomly over the phone."
"[protest]!"
"You live in Vahko, right?"
"Yes."
"####, _____ ________, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"See, [mumble unclear silly girl]! Ha ha! You think someone is going to come over there, [outlandish blah blah terrorize rape deliver pizzas as prank act shady blah]?"
"No, [stuff stuff] five hundred dollars [and things], and I just need to verify if this is right person to send it to. You have [financial accent what] with a federally recognized bank, such as Bank of America, Wells Fargo... right?"
"...I didn't understand the question."
"Huh?"
"I Didn't Understand The Question."
"I said you have a checking account or something with a federally recognized bank, like one of those?"
"Yeah."
"Right?
"Right."
"So, which bank is your account with?"
"....."
"I think I'm going to hang up now."
"*click*"
*****
It was kinda fun!
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throws the telemarketers, amuses his friends, confuses adult coworkers, and makes friends and family mentally roll their eyes.
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You reeeeeeeeeally should have messed with them more though ^_^
like breath heavy into the phone or ask a question with every question they ask... ask them their info... they know yours... you should know theirs ^_^
I do it all the time...
You reeeeeeeeeally should have messed with them more though ^_^
like breath heavy into the phone or ask a question with every question they ask... ask them their info... they know yours... you should know theirs ^_^
I do it all the time... <_< >_> they hang up normally :/
:)
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renshai, your little brother wins. Tell him.